Re-Kill (2015, Valeri Milev)
Zombies, American Satire, Lots of Shooting, Lil’ Boring, etc.

Acting: 6
Anxiety: 4
Atmosphere: 5
Movie Watched: 10
Appropriate Grossness: 4
Production: 5
Recommended: 6
Scares: 4
Story: 5
Unpredictable: 5

Total: 54

I’ve seen almost every modern zombie movie - twice! - and so any new addition, particularly one that’s on Netflix, can be considered a real win. It’s pretty silly, the movie plays out from the perspective of a girl watching TV about the post-zombie-outbreak world, including commercials about medications to stop reanimation and commercials promoting sex in order to repopulate America. Mainly, she’s watching a show that follows the R-Division, who work to quell to second uprising of zombies. Like all joke/satire movies, once you get it, quickly becomes tiresome. It’s a fun movie, and not terrible gory. However, this movie performs a rare feat among zombie movies: it’s actually kind of boring. I’d recommend it if you’ve already seen the better ones!